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Today is the last day of your life so far.
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Linux Fortunes: 185 of 433 |
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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Linux Fortunes: 186 of 433 |
Today is what happened to yesterday.
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Linux Fortunes: 187 of 433 |
Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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Linux Fortunes: 188 of 433 |
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
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Linux Fortunes: 189 of 433 |
Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
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Linux Fortunes: 190 of 433 |
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
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Linux Fortunes: 191 of 433 |
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
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Linux Fortunes: 192 of 433 |
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
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Linux Fortunes: 193 of 433 |
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
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