| Linux Fortunes: 187 of 433 |
Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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| Linux Fortunes: 188 of 433 |
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
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| Linux Fortunes: 189 of 433 |
Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
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| Linux Fortunes: 190 of 433 |
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
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| Linux Fortunes: 191 of 433 |
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
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| Linux Fortunes: 192 of 433 |
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
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| Linux Fortunes: 193 of 433 |
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
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| Linux Fortunes: 194 of 433 |
Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
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| Linux Fortunes: 195 of 433 |
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
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| Linux Fortunes: 196 of 433 |
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
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