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Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
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| Linux Fortunes: 192 of 433 |
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
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| Linux Fortunes: 193 of 433 |
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
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| Linux Fortunes: 194 of 433 |
Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
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| Linux Fortunes: 195 of 433 |
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
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| Linux Fortunes: 196 of 433 |
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
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| Linux Fortunes: 197 of 433 |
Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
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| Linux Fortunes: 198 of 433 |
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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| Linux Fortunes: 199 of 433 |
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
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| Linux Fortunes: 200 of 433 |
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
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