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Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
 
Linux Fortunes:  192 of 433

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
 
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Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
 
Linux Fortunes:  194 of 433

Truth will out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)
 
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Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
 
Linux Fortunes:  196 of 433

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
 
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Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
 
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Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant
 
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Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
 
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Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
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