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Are you ever going to do the dishes?  Or will you change your major to biology?
 
Linux Fortunes:  22 of 433

Are you making all this up as you go along?
 
Linux Fortunes:  23 of 433

Are you sure the back door is locked?
 
Linux Fortunes:  24 of 433

Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
 
Linux Fortunes:  25 of 433

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
 
Linux Fortunes:  26 of 433

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
 
Linux Fortunes:  27 of 433

Avoid reality at all costs.
 
Linux Fortunes:  28 of 433

Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.
 
Linux Fortunes:  29 of 433

Be careful!  Is it classified?
 
Linux Fortunes:  30 of 433

Be careful!  UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
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