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You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
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You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
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You are standing on my toes.
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You are taking yourself far too seriously.
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You are the only person to ever get this message.
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You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
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You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.
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You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
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