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You may get an opportunity for advancement today.  Watch it!
 
Linux Fortunes:  277 of 433

You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.
 
Linux Fortunes:  278 of 433

You need more time; and you probably always will.
 
Linux Fortunes:  279 of 433

You need no longer worry about the future.  This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
 
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You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
 
Linux Fortunes:  281 of 433

You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
 
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You now have Asian Flu.
 
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You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
 
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You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
 
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You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
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