Linux Fortunes

You need more time; and you probably always will.

You need no longer worry about the future.  This time tomorrow you'll be dead.

You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.

You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

You now have Asian Flu.

You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.

You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.