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Linux Fortunes:  291 of 433

You should go home.
 
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You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.
 
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You teach best what you most need to learn.
 
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You too can wear a nose mitten.
 
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You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.
 
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You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
 
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You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
 
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You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
 
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You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
 
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You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.
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