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Linux Fortunes:  311 of 433

You will be held hostage by a radical group.
 
Linux Fortunes:  312 of 433

You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
 
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You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
 
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You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
 
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You will be married within a year.
 
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You will be misunderstood by everyone.
 
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You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
 
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You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.
 
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You will be run over by a beer truck.
 
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You will be run over by a bus.
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