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Linux Fortunes:  371 of 433

You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
 
Linux Fortunes:  372 of 433

You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
 
Linux Fortunes:  373 of 433

You will wish you hadn't.
 
Linux Fortunes:  374 of 433

You work very hard.  Don't try to think as well.
 
Linux Fortunes:  375 of 433

You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.
 
Linux Fortunes:  376 of 433

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
 
Linux Fortunes:  377 of 433

You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
 
Linux Fortunes:  378 of 433

You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.
 
Linux Fortunes:  379 of 433

You'll be sorry...
 
Linux Fortunes:  380 of 433

You'll feel devilish tonight.  Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.
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