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Linux Fortunes:  41 of 433

Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
 

Linux Fortunes:  42 of 433

Beware of Bigfoot!
 

Linux Fortunes:  43 of 433

Beware of low-flying butterflies.
 

Linux Fortunes:  44 of 433

Beware the one behind you.
 

Linux Fortunes:  45 of 433

Blow it out your ear.
 

Linux Fortunes:  46 of 433

Break into jail and claim police brutality.
 

Linux Fortunes:  47 of 433

Bridge ahead.  Pay troll.
 

Linux Fortunes:  48 of 433

Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
 

Linux Fortunes:  49 of 433

Caution: Keep out of reach of children.
 

Linux Fortunes:  50 of 433

Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.
 

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