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Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
 
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Beware of Bigfoot!
 
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Beware of low-flying butterflies.
 
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Beware the one behind you.
 
Linux Fortunes:  45 of 433

Blow it out your ear.
 
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Break into jail and claim police brutality.
 
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Bridge ahead.  Pay troll.
 
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Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
 
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Caution: Keep out of reach of children.
 
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Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.
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