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Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
 
Linux Fortunes:  62 of 433

Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.
 
Linux Fortunes:  63 of 433

Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.
 
Linux Fortunes:  64 of 433

Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
 
Linux Fortunes:  65 of 433

Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
 
Linux Fortunes:  66 of 433

Don't feed the bats tonight.
 
Linux Fortunes:  67 of 433

Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
 
Linux Fortunes:  68 of 433

Don't get to bragging.
 
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Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
 
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Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
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