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Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
 
Linux Fortunes:  72 of 433

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
 
Linux Fortunes:  73 of 433

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
 
Linux Fortunes:  74 of 433

Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
 
Linux Fortunes:  75 of 433

Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
 
Linux Fortunes:  76 of 433

Don't plan any hasty moves.  You'll be evicted soon anyway.
 
Linux Fortunes:  77 of 433

Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.
 
Linux Fortunes:  78 of 433

Don't read everything you believe.
 
Linux Fortunes:  79 of 433

Don't relax!  It's only your tension that's holding you together.
 
Linux Fortunes:  80 of 433

Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.
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