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Linux Fortunes:  89 of 433

Excellent day to have a rotten day.
 
Linux Fortunes:  90 of 433

Excellent time to become a missing person.
 
Linux Fortunes:  91 of 433

Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
 
Linux Fortunes:  92 of 433

Exercise caution in your daily affairs.
 
Linux Fortunes:  93 of 433

Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
 
Linux Fortunes:  94 of 433

Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
 
Linux Fortunes:  95 of 433

Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.
 
Linux Fortunes:  96 of 433

Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.
 
Linux Fortunes:  97 of 433

Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
                -- Bryce Nesbitt '84
 
Linux Fortunes:  98 of 433

Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.
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