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If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  272 of 644

If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an
oncoming train.
                -- Robert Lowell
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  273 of 644

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  274 of 644

If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  275 of 644

If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.
                -- John Galsworthy
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  276 of 644

If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  277 of 644

If you knew what to say next, would you say it?
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  278 of 644

If you know the answer to a question, don't ask.
                -- Petersen Nesbit
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  279 of 644

If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna
get your rear kicked.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  280 of 644

If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3?
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