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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision
for light bulbs to be removed.
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Q: How many Microsoft tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve. One to work the bulb, and eleven to write a 1,123 page guide to
changing lightbulbs ("Learn Lightbulb Management in 21 Days").
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Q: Why is Microsoft's Product Support a failure?
A: Because Microsoft needs a Support Group instead.
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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: Warning label.
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Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products in a trashcan?
A: A darned good start.
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No Microsoft products were used in any way for the creation of this message.
If you are using a Microsoft product to view it, BEWARE! - I'm not
responsible for any harm you might encounter as a result.
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In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
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Microsoft Fortune v1.1
(c) 1901-1998 by Microsoft, Corp., Redmond, USA
FORTUNE caused a general protection fault in module FORTUNE at 0123:4567.
Press [ OK ] to reboot.
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When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".
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If Microsoft built cars, every time they repainted the lines on the road
you would have to buy a new car.