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Customer: "I've just installed Windows 98..."
Tech Support: "And?"
Customer: "The computer stopped working."
Tech Support: "You already said that..."
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  19 of 133

The ultimate Windows 98 keyboard: Ctrl, Alt + Del on one big key!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  20 of 133

Win98 is called Win98 because 98 is the number of bugs occurring right after
inserting the CD.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  21 of 133

Win98 is called Win98 because 98 bugs have been added since the last version
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  22 of 133

Win98 is called Win98 because after the system crashed 98 times, you have to
reinstall.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  23 of 133

Win98 is called Win98 because you need 98 MB RAM to install it.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  24 of 133

Win98 is called Win98 because no matter how fast your computer is, Windoze
will use up 98% of the system resources for itself.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  25 of 133

Win98 is called Win98 because it is 98% slower than Linux.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  26 of 133

Win98 is called Win98 because there is a 98% probability that it will crash
during installation
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  27 of 133

Win98 is called Win98 because it will take 98 years until the next version
will be released - it was announced for 1999...
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