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Fortune: 38 - 47 of 54 from Linux Goedel

Linux Goedel:  38 of 54

This fortune intentionally says nothing.
 
Linux Goedel:  39 of 54

This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose invaluable assistance
last night would never have been possible.
 
Linux Goedel:  40 of 54

This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready!
 
Linux Goedel:  41 of 54

This fortune is false.
 
Linux Goedel:  42 of 54

This fortune is inoperative.  Please try another.
 
Linux Goedel:  43 of 54

This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.
 
Linux Goedel:  44 of 54

This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
 
Linux Goedel:  45 of 54

This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
 
Linux Goedel:  46 of 54

THIS IS PLEDGE WEEK FOR THE FORTUNE PROGRAM

If you like the fortune program, why not support it now with your
contribution of a pithy fortunes, clean or obscene?  We cannot continue
without your support.  Less than 14% of all fortune users are contributors.
That means that 86% of you are getting a free ride.  We can't go on like
this much longer.  Federal cutbacks mean less money for fortunes, and unless
user contributions increase to make up the difference, the fortune program
will have to shut down between midnight and 8 a.m.  Don't let this happen.
Mail your fortunes right now to "fortune".  Just type in your favorite pithy
saying.  Do it now before you forget.  Our target is 300 new fortunes by the
end of the week. Don't miss out.  All fortunes will be acknowledged.  If you
contribute 30 fortunes or more, you will receive a free subscription to "The
Fortune Hunter", our monthly program guide.  If you contribute 50 or more,
you will receive a free "Fortune Hunter" coffee mug ....
 
Linux Goedel:  47 of 54

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