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Linux Science:  551 of 622

Two men are in a hot-air balloon.  Soon, they find themselves lost in a
canyon somewhere.  One of the three men says, "I've got an idea.  We can
call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices to the
end of the canyon.  Someone's bound to hear us by then!"
        So he leans over the basket and screams out, "Helllloooooo!  Where
are we?"  (They hear the echo several times).
        Fifteen minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo!
You're lost!"
        The shouter comments, "That must have been a mathematician."
        Puzzled, his friend asks, "Why do you say that?"
        "For three reasons.  First, he took a long time to answer, second,
he was absolutely correct, and, third, his answer was absolutely useless."
Linux Science:  552 of 622

Two percent of zero is almost nothing.
Linux Science:  553 of 622

Two wrights don't make a rong, they make an airplane.  Or bicycles.
Linux Science:  554 of 622

UFOs are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
Linux Science:  555 of 622

Understanding is always the understanding of a smaller problem
in relation to a bigger problem.
                -- P.D. Ouspensky
Linux Science:  556 of 622

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
                -- Doug Larson
Linux Science:  557 of 622

We are all agreed that your theory is crazy.  The question which divides us is
whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct.  My own feeling
is that it is not crazy enough.
                -- Niels Bohr
Linux Science:  558 of 622

We are each entitled to our own opinion, but no one is entitled to his
own facts.
                -- Patrick Moynihan
Linux Science:  559 of 622

We are sorry.  We cannot complete your call as dialed.  Please check
the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance.

This is a recording.
Linux Science:  560 of 622

We can defeat gravity.  The problem is the paperwork involved.
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