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Fortune: 738 - 747 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  738 of 1105

Power, n.:
        The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
 
Linux Definitions:  739 of 1105

prairies, n.:
        Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
 
Linux Definitions:  740 of 1105

Prejudice:
        A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Definitions:  741 of 1105

Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning:
        It's on the other side.
 
Linux Definitions:  742 of 1105

Price's Advice:
        It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
 
Linux Definitions:  743 of 1105

Priority:
        A statement of the importance of a user or a program.  Often
        expressed as a relative priority, indicating that the user doesn't
        care when the work is completed so long as he is treated less
        badly than someone else.
 
Linux Definitions:  744 of 1105

problem drinker, n.:
        A man who never buys.
 
Linux Definitions:  745 of 1105

program, n.:
        A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input
        into error messages.  tr.v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging
        one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
 
Linux Definitions:  746 of 1105

program, n.:
        Any task that can't be completed in one telephone call or one
        day.  Once a task is defined as a program ("training program,"
        "sales program," or "marketing program"), its implementation
        always justifies hiring at least three more people.
 
Linux Definitions:  747 of 1105

Programming Department:
        Mistakes made while you wait.
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