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Fortune: 6 - 15 of 208 from Linux Drugs

Linux Drugs:  6 of 208

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with
-- even if he drank.
                -- H.L. Mencken
Linux Drugs:  7 of 208

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Linux Drugs:  8 of 208

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
Linux Drugs:  9 of 208

Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest
poison is time.
                -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"
Linux Drugs:  10 of 208

Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to drink under someone else's name.
Linux Drugs:  11 of 208

Always store beer in a dark place.
                -- Lazarus Long
Linux Drugs:  12 of 208

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
                -- Dylan Thomas
Linux Drugs:  13 of 208

And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,
because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
Linux Drugs:  14 of 208

... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
                -- J. B. White
Linux Drugs:  15 of 208

Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
                -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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