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Linux Law:  135 of 202

It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.
 
Linux Law:  136 of 202

It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped
using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys.  Seems that there are not
only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached.  The only
difficulty is that it's sometimes difficult to apply the experimental
results to humans.

        [Also, there are some things even a rat won't do.  Ed.]
 
Linux Law:  137 of 202

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that
reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away
someone else's cash.
                -- P.G. Wodehouse, "Louder and Funnier"
 
Linux Law:  138 of 202

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to
twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
 
Linux Law:  139 of 202

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to
wear tail lights.
 
Linux Law:  140 of 202

Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets.
 
Linux Law:  141 of 202

Know how to save 5 drowning lawyers?

-- No?

GOOD!
 
Linux Law:  142 of 202

Laws are like sausages.  It's better not to see them being made.
                -- Otto von Bismarck
 
Linux Law:  143 of 202

Legislation proposed in the Illinois State Legislature, May, 1907:
        "Speed upon county roads will be limited to ten miles an hour
unless the motorist sees a bailiff who does not appear to have had a
drink in 30 days, when the driver will be permitted to make what he can."
 
Linux Law:  144 of 202

Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
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