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Linux Men Women:  18 of 582

A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood
waiting for a taxi.
        "Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel.  "I'm going west."
        "How wonderful," came the cool reply.  "Bring me back an orange."
 
Linux Men Women:  19 of 582

A fool and his honey are soon parted.
 
Linux Men Women:  20 of 582

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.
                -- Ruth Weston
 
Linux Men Women:  21 of 582

A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
                -- Evan Esar
                [ And why not?  For why does she have his hat on?  Ed.]
 
Linux Men Women:  22 of 582

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
                -- Fred Allen
 
Linux Men Women:  23 of 582

A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *_^H_^H_^H_^Hthat _^H_^H_^Hhad _^H_^Hto _^H_^H_^H_^Hmean _^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^Hsomething*.
                -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
 
Linux Men Women:  24 of 582

A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.
                -- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
 
Linux Men Women:  25 of 582

A girl's best friend is her mutter.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Linux Men Women:  26 of 582

A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
 
Linux Men Women:  27 of 582

A good man always knows his limitations.
                -- Harry Callahan
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