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A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood
waiting for a taxi.
"Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel. "I'm going west."
"How wonderful," came the cool reply. "Bring me back an orange."
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A fool and his honey are soon parted.
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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.
-- Ruth Weston
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A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
-- Evan Esar
[ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]
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A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
-- Fred Allen
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A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *_^H_^H_^H_^Hthat _^H_^H_^Hhad _^H_^Hto _^H_^H_^H_^Hmean _^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^Hsomething*.
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
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A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.
-- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
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A girl's best friend is her mutter.
-- Dorothy Parker
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A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
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A good man always knows his limitations.
-- Harry Callahan