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Remember -- only 10% of anything can be in the top 10%.
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Remember to say hello to your bank teller.
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Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
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Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you
actually have a shot at it.
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Riches cover a multitude of woes.
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Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence.
Contrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is
not necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety. They simply may
sit in stunned silence and figure ways of sabotaging the plan after
they regain their composure.
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Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be
surprised at how little you have.
-- Ernest Haskins
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Sears has everything.
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Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
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"Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
"An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have
said 'Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now."
"I never ask advice about growing," Alice said indignantly.
"Too proud?" the other enquired.
Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion. "I mean,"
she said, "that one can't help growing older."
"ONE can't, perhaps," said Humpty Dumpty; "but TWO can. With
proper assistance, you might have left off at seven."
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Glass"