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Fortune's current rates:
Long answers .25
Answers requiring thought .50
Correct answers $1.00
Dumb looks are still free.
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Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to
defuse project tensions? When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a
non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?
Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for our aggressions. This
still begs the question of whether the cookie releases the pressure or only
serves to blunt the warning signs.
Long live the revolution!
Have a nice day.
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Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person
reading this note, that I can't think up any more famous quotes, jokes,
nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.
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I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but
I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.
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If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
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If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
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If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
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If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this one.