If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this one.
Ignore previous fortune.
In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
(null cookie; hope that's ok)
Oatmeal raisin.
Oreo.
Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
Pick another fortune cookie.