Linux Goedel: 30 of 54 |
Since before the Earth was formed and before the sun burned hot in space,
cosmic forces of inexorable power have been working relentlessly toward
this moment in space-time -- your receiving this fortune.
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Linux Goedel: 31 of 54 |
Sorry, no fortune this time.
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Linux Goedel: 32 of 54 |
The fortune program is supported, in part, by user contributions and by
a major grant from the National Endowment for the Inanities.
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Linux Goedel: 33 of 54 |
There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
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Linux Goedel: 34 of 54 |
This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need,
please use the program "randchar". This program generates random
characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with
something profound. It will, however, take it no time at all to be
more profound than THIS program has ever been.
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Linux Goedel: 35 of 54 |
This Fortune Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
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Linux Goedel: 36 of 54 |
This fortune intentionally left blank.
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Linux Goedel: 37 of 54 |
This fortune intentionally not included.
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Linux Goedel: 38 of 54 |
This fortune intentionally says nothing.
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Linux Goedel: 39 of 54 |
This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose invaluable assistance
last night would never have been possible.
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