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DELETE A FORTUNE!
Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?!
Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system?
You can! Just mail to `fortune' with the fortune you hate most,
and we'll make sure it gets expunged.
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| Linux Goedel: 8 of 54 |
Did you know about the -o option of the fortune program? It makes a
selection from a set of offensive and/or obscene fortunes. Why not
try it, and see how offended you are? The -a ("all") option will
select a fortune at random from either the offensive or inoffensive
set, and it is suggested that "fortune -a" is the command that you
should have in your .profile or .cshrc. file.
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| Linux Goedel: 9 of 54 |
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.
Violators will be prosecuted.
(Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))
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| Linux Goedel: 10 of 54 |
For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
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| Linux Goedel: 11 of 54 |
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.
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| Linux Goedel: 12 of 54 |
Fortune's current rates:
Answers .10
Long answers .25
Answers requiring thought .50
Correct answers $1.00
Dumb looks are still free.
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| Linux Goedel: 13 of 54 |
Generic Fortune.
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| Linux Goedel: 14 of 54 |
Ginger snap.
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| Linux Goedel: 15 of 54 |
Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to
defuse project tensions? When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a
non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?
Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for our aggressions. This
still begs the question of whether the cookie releases the pressure or only
serves to blunt the warning signs.
Long live the revolution!
Have a nice day.
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| Linux Goedel: 16 of 54 |
Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person
reading this note, that I can't think up any more famous quotes, jokes,
nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.
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