| Linux Goedel: 9 of 54 |
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.
Violators will be prosecuted.
(Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))
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| Linux Goedel: 10 of 54 |
For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
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| Linux Goedel: 11 of 54 |
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.
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| Linux Goedel: 12 of 54 |
Fortune's current rates:
Answers .10
Long answers .25
Answers requiring thought .50
Correct answers $1.00
Dumb looks are still free.
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| Linux Goedel: 13 of 54 |
Generic Fortune.
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| Linux Goedel: 14 of 54 |
Ginger snap.
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| Linux Goedel: 15 of 54 |
Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to
defuse project tensions? When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a
non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?
Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for our aggressions. This
still begs the question of whether the cookie releases the pressure or only
serves to blunt the warning signs.
Long live the revolution!
Have a nice day.
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| Linux Goedel: 16 of 54 |
Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person
reading this note, that I can't think up any more famous quotes, jokes,
nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.
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| Linux Goedel: 17 of 54 |
I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but
I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.
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| Linux Goedel: 18 of 54 |
If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
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