| Linux Linux Cookie: 45 of 105 |
"[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I
thought of it. (The response was, 'Perhaps you could try to be less
abusive.')"
(By Matt Welsh)
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| Linux Linux Cookie: 46 of 105 |
In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
(By hasku@rost.abo.fi, Hasse Skrifvars)
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| Linux Linux Cookie: 47 of 105 |
Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The phrase
was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide and cock up"
(By iialan@www.linux.org.uk, Alan Cox)
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| Linux Linux Cookie: 48 of 105 |
"It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God."
(By Matt Welsh)
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| Linux Linux Cookie: 49 of 105 |
LILO, you've got me on my knees!
(from David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)
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| Linux Linux Cookie: 50 of 105 |
Linux is obsolete
(Andrew Tanenbaum)
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| Linux Linux Cookie: 51 of 105 |
"Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night
hacking (and/or conversations with God)."
(By Matt Welsh)
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| Linux Linux Cookie: 52 of 105 |
Linux! Guerrilla UNIX Development Venimus, Vidimus, Dolavimus.
(By mah@ka4ybr.com, Mark A. Horton KA4YBR)
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"...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals."
(By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center)
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linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste
(ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93)
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