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Linux Linux Cookie:  91 of 105

We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
(seen in someone's .signature)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  92 of 105

We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!
(Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  93 of 105

We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
(Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  94 of 105

We use Linux for all our mission-critical applications. Having the source code
means that we are not held hostage by anyone's support department.
(Russell Nelson, President of Crynwr Software)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  95 of 105

"What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through
these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot
water."
(By Matt Welsh)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  96 of 105

What's this script do?
    unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're
in a sleeping bag, camping out.
(Contributed by Frans van der Zande.)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  97 of 105

`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".'
(By Linus Torvalds)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  98 of 105

"Whip me.  Beat me.  Make me maintain AIX."
(By Stephan Zielinski)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  99 of 105

"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?"
Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
(By leitner@inf.fu-berlin.de, Felix von Leitner)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  100 of 105

Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into
super-edit-debug-compile mode?
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially
Emacs.)
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