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"Whip me.  Beat me.  Make me maintain AIX."
(By Stephan Zielinski)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  99 of 105

"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?"
Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
(By leitner@inf.fu-berlin.de, Felix von Leitner)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  100 of 105

Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into
super-edit-debug-compile mode?
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially
Emacs.)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  101 of 105

Why use Windows, since there is a door?
(By fachat@galileo.rhein-neckar.de, Andre Fachat)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  102 of 105

"World domination.  Fast"
(By Linus Torvalds)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  103 of 105

..you could spend *all day* customizing the title bar.  Believe me.  I
speak from experience."
(By Matt Welsh)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  104 of 105

"...you might as well skip the Xmas celebration completely, and instead
sit in front of your linux computer playing with the
all-new-and-improved linux kernel version."
(By Linus Torvalds)
 
Linux Linux Cookie:  105 of 105

Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse
for some of the brain-damages of minix.
(Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum)
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