Linux Literature
fortune: 111 - 120 of 256 from linux literature
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Jun 23, 2017
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Linux Literature

Fortune: 111 - 120 of 256 from Linux Literature

Linux Literature:  111 of 256

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  112 of 256

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion
that makes horse-races.
                -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
Linux Literature:  113 of 256

Its name is Public Opinion.  It is held in reverence.  It settles everything.
Some think it is the voice of God.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  114 of 256

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  115 of 256

Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.
                -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
 
Linux Literature:  116 of 256

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
                -- Shakespeare
 
Linux Literature:  117 of 256

Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
                -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
 
Linux Literature:  118 of 256

Let me take you a button-hole lower.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
 
Linux Literature:  119 of 256

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
                -- Maek Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
Linux Literature:  120 of 256

Like an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was sleek,
shapely, and gorgeous, her red jumpsuit moulding her body, which was as warm
as seatcovers in July, her hair as dark as new tires, her eyes flashing like
bright hubcaps, and her lips as dewy as the beads of fresh rain on the hood;
she was a woman driven -- fueled by a single accelerant -- and she needed a
man, a man who wouldn't shift from his views, a man to steer her along the
right road: a man like Alf Romeo.
                -- Rachel Sheeley, winner

The hair ball blocking the drain of the shower reminded Laura she would never
see her little dog Pritzi again.
                -- Claudia Fields, runner-up

It could have been an organically based disturbance of the brain -- perhaps a
tumor or a metabolic deficiency -- but after a thorough neurological exam it
was determined that Byron was simply a jerk.
                -- Jeff Jahnke, runner-up

Winners in the 7th Annual Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest.  The contest is
named after the author of the immortal lines:  "It was a dark and stormy
night."  The object of the contest is to write the opening sentence of the
worst possible novel.
« Prev Random Linux Literature   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes