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Linux Literature:  191 of 256

The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
 
Linux Literature:  192 of 256

        "...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!"
        "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to
feel interested.
        "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little
vexed.  "That's what the name is called.  The name really is, 'The Aged
Aged Man.'"
        "Then I ought to have said "That's what the song is called'?"
Alice corrected herself.
        "No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing!  The song is
called 'Ways and Means':  but that's only what it is called you know!"
        "Well, what is the song then?" said Alice, who was by this
time completely bewildered.
        "I was coming to that," the Knight said.  "The song really is
"A-sitting on a Gate": and the tune's my own invention."
                --Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
 
Linux Literature:  193 of 256

The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered
rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen
bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,
'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.
                -- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
 
Linux Literature:  194 of 256

The only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are mad to live,
mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time,
the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn
like fabulous yellow Roman candles.
                -- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"
 
Linux Literature:  195 of 256

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  196 of 256

        The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly.
I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go.
        A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea.
Turning the curve he waved his hand.  A sleek brown head, a seal's, far
out on the water, round.  Usurper.
                -- James Joyce, "Ulysses"
 
Linux Literature:  197 of 256

The Public is merely a multiplied "me."
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  198 of 256

The ripest fruit falls first.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
 
Linux Literature:  199 of 256

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  200 of 256

The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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