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God is dead and I don't feel all too well either....
-- Ralph Moonen
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| Linux Medicing: 25 of 72 |
"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
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| Linux Medicing: 26 of 72 |
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
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| Linux Medicing: 27 of 72 |
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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| Linux Medicing: 28 of 72 |
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx
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| Linux Medicing: 29 of 72 |
His ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water.
-- P.G. Wodehouse
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| Linux Medicing: 30 of 72 |
Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in 1929.
Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an operating
table to prevent her interference, he placed a ureteral catheter into
a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of his heart], and
walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took the confirmatory
x-ray film. In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the Nobel Prize.
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| Linux Medicing: 31 of 72 |
I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
-- Chauncey Depew
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| Linux Medicing: 32 of 72 |
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were
wearing masks for.
-- James Boren
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| Linux Medicing: 33 of 72 |
"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
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