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Linux Medicing:  24 of 72

God is dead and I don't feel all too well either....
                -- Ralph Moonen
 
Linux Medicing:  25 of 72

"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
 
Linux Medicing:  26 of 72

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
                -- Ingrid Bergman
 
Linux Medicing:  27 of 72

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Linux Medicing:  28 of 72

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
                -- Redd Foxx
 
Linux Medicing:  29 of 72

His ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water.
                -- P.G. Wodehouse
 
Linux Medicing:  30 of 72

Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in 1929.
Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an operating
table to prevent her interference, he placed a ureteral catheter into
a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of his heart], and
walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took the confirmatory
x-ray film.  In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the Nobel Prize.
 
Linux Medicing:  31 of 72

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
                -- Chauncey Depew
 
Linux Medicing:  32 of 72

I got the bill for my surgery.  Now I know what those doctors were
wearing masks for.
                -- James Boren
 
Linux Medicing:  33 of 72

        "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
        "Did you ever see a doctor?"
        "No, just spots."
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