| Linux Medicing: 33 of 72 |
"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
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| Linux Medicing: 34 of 72 |
If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better,
and (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can
convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health.
-- Sir Peter Medawar, "The Art of the Soluble"
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| Linux Medicing: 35 of 72 |
If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick,
that is also a psychological interaction.
The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not
so friendly.
The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.
-- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"
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| Linux Medicing: 36 of 72 |
If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.
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| Linux Medicing: 37 of 72 |
It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist.
It produces a false impression.
-- Oscar Wilde.
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| Linux Medicing: 38 of 72 |
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason
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| Linux Medicing: 39 of 72 |
It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's
what you're taking for it...
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| Linux Medicing: 40 of 72 |
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he
knows what it is.
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| Linux Medicing: 41 of 72 |
Laetrile is the pits.
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| Linux Medicing: 42 of 72 |
My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.
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