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Linux Medicing:  35 of 72

        If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction.
        On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick,
that is also a psychological interaction.
        The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not
so friendly.
        The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.
                -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"
 
Linux Medicing:  36 of 72

If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.
 
Linux Medicing:  37 of 72

It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist.
It produces a false impression.
                -- Oscar Wilde.
 
Linux Medicing:  38 of 72

It's no longer a question of staying healthy.  It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
                -- Jackie Mason
 
Linux Medicing:  39 of 72

It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's
what you're taking for it...
 
Linux Medicing:  40 of 72

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he
knows what it is.
 
Linux Medicing:  41 of 72

Laetrile is the pits.
 
Linux Medicing:  42 of 72

My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.
 
Linux Medicing:  43 of 72

Neurotics build castles in the sky,
Psychotics live in them,
And psychiatrists collect the rent.
 
Linux Medicing:  44 of 72

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
                -- Erma Bombeck
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