| Linux Medicing: 36 of 72 |
If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.
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| Linux Medicing: 37 of 72 |
It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist.
It produces a false impression.
-- Oscar Wilde.
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| Linux Medicing: 38 of 72 |
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason
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| Linux Medicing: 39 of 72 |
It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's
what you're taking for it...
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| Linux Medicing: 40 of 72 |
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he
knows what it is.
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| Linux Medicing: 41 of 72 |
Laetrile is the pits.
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| Linux Medicing: 42 of 72 |
My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.
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| Linux Medicing: 43 of 72 |
Neurotics build castles in the sky,
Psychotics live in them,
And psychiatrists collect the rent.
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| Linux Medicing: 44 of 72 |
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck
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| Linux Medicing: 45 of 72 |
New England Life, of course. Why do you ask?
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