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Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself a therapy.
-- Karl Kraus
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
-- C.G. Jung
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Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter.
Never mind.
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Pushing 30 is exercise enough.
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Pushing 40 is exercise enough.
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
-- Robert Orben
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Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
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Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.
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Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
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Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
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Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness. To avoid overload
and burnout, keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead. Learn
the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the
"Do you feel okay? You look pale." approach. Start with negotiation and
implication. Advance to manipulation and humiliation. Above all, relax
and have a nice day.
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