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Linux Medicing:  51 of 72

Psychology.  Mind over matter.  Mind under matter?  It doesn't matter.
Never mind.
 
Linux Medicing:  52 of 72

Pushing 30 is exercise enough.
 
Linux Medicing:  53 of 72

Pushing 40 is exercise enough.
 
Linux Medicing:  54 of 72

Quit worrying about your health.  It'll go away.
                -- Robert Orben
 
Linux Medicing:  55 of 72

Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
 
Linux Medicing:  56 of 72

Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.
 
Linux Medicing:  57 of 72

Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
 
Linux Medicing:  58 of 72

Straw?  No, too stupid a fad.  I put soot on warts.
 
Linux Medicing:  59 of 72

Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness.  To avoid overload
and burnout, keep stress out of your life.  Give it to others instead.  Learn
the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the
"Do you feel okay?  You look pale." approach.  Start with negotiation and
implication.  Advance to manipulation and humiliation.  Above all, relax
and have a nice day.
 
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The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
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