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Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive virus?
A: About 300 MB of hard disk space.
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Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one
to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried
reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because
the light bulb in our office works fine..."
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision
for light bulbs to be removed.
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Q: How many Microsoft tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve. One to work the bulb, and eleven to write a 1,123 page guide to
changing lightbulbs ("Learn Lightbulb Management in 21 Days").
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Q: Why is Microsoft's Product Support a failure?
A: Because Microsoft needs a Support Group instead.
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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: Warning label.
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Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products in a trashcan?
A: A darned good start.
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No Microsoft products were used in any way for the creation of this message.
If you are using a Microsoft product to view it, BEWARE! - I'm not
responsible for any harm you might encounter as a result.
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In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
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