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Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take
effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]
 
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Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke them?
 
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Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people actually
want products that suck.
 
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The first time Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is when they
start making vacuum cleaners.
 
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NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Not Trustworthy".
 
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NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Not Tested".
 
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NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "No Thanks".
 
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NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nasty Technology".
 
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NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nothing There".
 
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NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Needs Testing".
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