| Linux Ms Fortunes: 46 of 133 |
Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people actually
want products that suck.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 47 of 133 |
The first time Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is when they
start making vacuum cleaners.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 48 of 133 |
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Not Trustworthy".
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 49 of 133 |
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Not Tested".
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 50 of 133 |
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "No Thanks".
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 51 of 133 |
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nasty Technology".
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 52 of 133 |
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nothing There".
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 53 of 133 |
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Needs Testing".
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 54 of 133 |
Microsoft is not Y2K compliant: Windows 95, 98, ... and back again to 01
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"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!"
-- Bill Gates, 1981
"Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM."
-- Bill Gates, 1996
"Nobody will ever need Windows 95."
-- logical conclusion
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