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"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!"
                                -- Bill Gates, 1981
"Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM."
                                -- Bill Gates, 1996
"Nobody will ever need Windows 95."
                                -- logical conclusion
 
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Choose two:
(A) Fast
(B) Efficient
(C) Stable
(D) Windows 98 (counts as two)
 
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Are you scared of speed? If so, try Windows NT.
 
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Windows 98 is the most popular virus on the market today.
 
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Windows 98 is so intuitive that you need only 9.8 megabytes of help files!
 
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Windows is the only solitaire game that requires 16 MB of RAM.
 
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The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches.
It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an
hourglass..."
 
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Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
 
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Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x, and 3.x.
 
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The nice thing about Windows is, it doesn't just crash, it
displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. (At least,
occasionally...)
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