| Linux Ms Fortunes: 56 of 133 |
Choose two:
(A) Fast
(B) Efficient
(C) Stable
(D) Windows 98 (counts as two)
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 57 of 133 |
Are you scared of speed? If so, try Windows NT.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 58 of 133 |
Windows 98 is the most popular virus on the market today.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 59 of 133 |
Windows 98 is so intuitive that you need only 9.8 megabytes of help files!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 60 of 133 |
Windows is the only solitaire game that requires 16 MB of RAM.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 61 of 133 |
The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches.
It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an
hourglass..."
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 62 of 133 |
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 63 of 133 |
Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x, and 3.x.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 64 of 133 |
The nice thing about Windows is, it doesn't just crash, it
displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. (At least,
occasionally...)
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 65 of 133 |
Some Windows were made to be broken.
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