Linux Ms Fortunes: 67 of 133 |
Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 68 of 133 |
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 69 of 133 |
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 70 of 133 |
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 71 of 133 |
Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 72 of 133 |
A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 73 of 133 |
Coming soon: Visual Edlin for Windows.
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 74 of 133 |
Microsoft just released a new product:
Microsoft Windows for Windows(TM).
The ultimate Windows emulator for the Windows platform! Only $900!
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 75 of 133 |
Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 76 of 133 |
Windows 98 is guaranteed to make your system 98% slower.
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