| Linux Ms Fortunes: 8 of 133 |
Win98 error 007: Fatal error: unforseeable condition: Your system has booted
without crashing. Shutting down to compensate.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 9 of 133 |
Win98 error 008: Illegal copies of Microsoft software found on harddisk, and
the modem didn't respond to our attempts to call the FBI.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 10 of 133 |
Win98 errors 019-999: Reserved for future use; presently used only to occupy
49.3 MB diskspace.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 11 of 133 |
WinNT error 002: Out of memory - you have only 536,870,912 bytes of free RAM.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 12 of 133 |
WinNT error 003: FPU error - enter any 11 digit prime number to continue.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 13 of 133 |
Hiroshima '45, Tschernobyl '86, Windows '98
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 14 of 133 |
Sbelling chequed wyth MICROSOFT SPELLCHECKER - vorgs grate!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 15 of 133 |
It's Windows 95 rather than Windows 4.0 because starting 1995, the
government requires a decay date on software.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 16 of 133 |
Computers have a lot in common with air conditioners:
Once you open WINDOWS, they stop working properly.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 17 of 133 |
Windows 98 is like a gun - unless it's loaded, it's harmless.
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