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Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  72 of 133

A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  73 of 133

Coming soon: Visual Edlin for Windows.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  74 of 133

Microsoft just released a new product:
        Microsoft Windows for Windows(TM).
The ultimate Windows emulator for the Windows platform! Only $900!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  75 of 133

Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  76 of 133

Windows 98 is guaranteed to make your system 98% slower.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  77 of 133

The Windows 98 CD-ROM makes an excellent skeet shoot target.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  78 of 133

Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  79 of 133

Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows 98!
 
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