| Linux Ms Fortunes: 82 of 133 |
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 83 of 133 |
The package said "requires Microsoft Windows 95 or better" - I don't
understand why it doesn't work on my pocket calculator!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 84 of 133 |
The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 85 of 133 |
Linux vs. Windows is a no-WIN situation.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 86 of 133 |
In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon.
Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium 200 to run Microsoft Windows 98.
Something must have gone wrong.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 87 of 133 |
Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22
million bugs!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 88 of 133 |
Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the
computers that Bill Gates made $100 million crashing last weekend.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 89 of 133 |
It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell. Use Linux.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 90 of 133 |
The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 91 of 133 |
It's always a bad time for bills - especially phone bills and Bills Gates.
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