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Linux Ms Fortunes:  87 of 133

Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22
million bugs!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  88 of 133

Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the
computers that Bill Gates made $100 million crashing last weekend.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  89 of 133

It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell. Use Linux.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  90 of 133

The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  91 of 133

It's always a bad time for bills - especially phone bills and Bills Gates.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  92 of 133

There are two kinds of people: people who USED Linux and like it
and people who never used Linux and don't like it.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  93 of 133

If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  94 of 133

The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  95 of 133

Windows: celebrating ten years of obsolescence
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  96 of 133

Microsoft Windows didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten
years of careful development
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