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Linux Ms Fortunes:  91 of 133

It's always a bad time for bills - especially phone bills and Bills Gates.
 

Linux Ms Fortunes:  92 of 133

There are two kinds of people: people who USED Linux and like it
and people who never used Linux and don't like it.
 

Linux Ms Fortunes:  93 of 133

If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
 

Linux Ms Fortunes:  94 of 133

The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
 

Linux Ms Fortunes:  95 of 133

Windows: celebrating ten years of obsolescence
 

Linux Ms Fortunes:  96 of 133

Microsoft Windows didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten
years of careful development
 

Linux Ms Fortunes:  97 of 133

Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion
 

Linux Ms Fortunes:  98 of 133

How dare the government intervene to stifle innovation in the computer
industry! That's Microsoft's job, dammit!
 

Linux Ms Fortunes:  99 of 133

It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man to
make them work, and a god to make them do anything useful.
 

Linux Ms Fortunes:  100 of 133

Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.
 

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