| Linux Ms Fortunes: 93 of 133 |
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 94 of 133 |
The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 95 of 133 |
Windows: celebrating ten years of obsolescence
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 96 of 133 |
Microsoft Windows didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten
years of careful development
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 97 of 133 |
Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 98 of 133 |
How dare the government intervene to stifle innovation in the computer
industry! That's Microsoft's job, dammit!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 99 of 133 |
It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man to
make them work, and a god to make them do anything useful.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 100 of 133 |
Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 101 of 133 |
Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows NT to complete
boot procedure.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 102 of 133 |
Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't crashed for
2 hours, 43 minutes and 9 seconds!!!
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