| Linux Ms Fortunes: 99 of 133 |
It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man to
make them work, and a god to make them do anything useful.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 100 of 133 |
Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 101 of 133 |
Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows NT to complete
boot procedure.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 102 of 133 |
Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't crashed for
2 hours, 43 minutes and 9 seconds!!!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 103 of 133 |
Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! Windows NT has been running for
2 days without crashing!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 104 of 133 |
Windows found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (M)ake it so
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 105 of 133 |
Is that a 286 or are you just running Windows?
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 106 of 133 |
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a friendly game of Frisbee at the Gates
estate on the shore of Lake Washington. At one point, Bill accidentally sends
the Frisbee over Steve's head, and the Frisbee lands in the lake. Steve walks
out onto the surface of the lake and retrieves the Frisbee.
The next day the newspapers report:
Gates' Throw Exceeds Expectations
Apple CEO Unable to Swim
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 107 of 133 |
Q: How do you fix all Windows bugs at once?
A: Type DELTREE C:WINDOWS
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 108 of 133 |
Q: What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
A: One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information
and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
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