Linux Sports

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in
the world is fixed.
                -- Frank Deford, sports writer

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
                -- Florence Henderson

I do not care if half the league strikes.  Those who do will encounter
quick retribution.  All will be suspended, and I don't care if it wrecks
the National League for five years.  This is the United States of America
and one citizen has as much right to play as another.
                -- Ford Frick, National League President, reacting to a
                   threatened strike by some Cardinal players in 1947 if
                   Jackie Robinson took the field against St. Louis.  The
                   Cardinals backed down and played.

I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took
time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to
win -- or even how you won.
                -- Cash McCall

I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought.
                -- D. Cavett

I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.
                -- Casey Stengel

I like your game but we have to change the rules.

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.
                -- Lyle Alzado, professional football lineman

I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as
Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet
trucks.  But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a long way to
go before they reach the level of intensity and dedication to sports
that enables men to be such incredible jerks about it.
                -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"

I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that
it took seven others to beat him!