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If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped.
The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position
in the atmosphere without something to support it must drop.  The law of
gravity supercedes the law of golf.
                -- Donald A. Metz

If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.
If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the
game right.  If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of
course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager can make
goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?
                -- Sparky Anderson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
                -- Doug Larson

If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the
way they do?

        If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of
everything. When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and then
we'll either all go into the playoffs, or we'll all go home and play golf.
        Both those things sound pretty good to me.
                -- Sparky Anderson

If you don't know what game you're playing, don't ask what the score is.

If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up.  You're
the sucker.

If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards.
                -- Harry Blackstone

If you're carrying a torch, put it down.  The Olympics are over.

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries.  Anthropologists call
this a form of primitive self-expression.  In America we call it golf.